Last Wednesday through yesterday, I was visiting my girlfriend Susan and meeting her family in Dallas. I had a phenomenal time, especially while filling my gut with Cici's pizza, Jack-in-the-Box, Sonic, and Olive Garden. Some things I noticed about the great nation of Texas: everyone's fat, yes it's true. There are restaurants EVERYWHERE, like one Whataburger each mile, no exaggeration. And lastly, it's hot as hell, a piercing humid heat that gets you right to the core. Anywho, one of the things we did (and the only one I got pictures of) was go to the Fort Worth Zoo. It was the nicest zoo I've been to in a long time. I took some pictures, and you're in luck; I'm going to show them to you.
We were first greeted by a reminder that we were indeed still in Texas.
Then it was on to the Flamingoes.
Suzie in front of the most green I saw while down there.
Even more green. Must take a lotta water.
Then we saw these guys putting their hands up to the cage, trying to get this stork to peck them. Here's a bad idea: put your hands up to the cage and try to get this stork to peck you.
Then we saw some bears, and Susan's accent in the video proves she's from Texas, I didn't even realize it was her talking until I heard myself respond to her.