Count Goulash (real name: Hank Peabody) is a man from Austria. He is not a vampire, though his Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather was none other than Count Dracula. The vampire in his bloodline has been watered down so much through the generations that he has no vampire blood in him. He wanted to be more important, so he took his mother's maiden name of Goulash because it was slightly more sinister than Peabody, and he began referring to himself as a count. He moved to America to do business (the nature of the business is never specified). This is one of his adventures, which ultimately ends with him recieving his new fulltime job.
